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Behold, the Ogre-scented Candles: for those times when the mundane scents of roses, lavender, or ‘Fresh Linen’ are just too pedestrian for your refined nostrils. These olfactory oddities are here to bring a touch of whimsy (and a whiff of questionable hygiene) to your day.
Brimming with the unmistakable bouquet of ogre BO, our candles are crafted to create an ambiance that’s more ‘swamp chic’ than ‘spring meadow.’ They’re the perfect aromatic accompaniment for when you’re watching your favorite fantasy flick or just trying to convince your guests it’s time to leave.
Consider gifting these nasal novelties to your friend who’s a fantasy fan, a lover of unconventional candles, or just has an uncanny ability to suppress their gag reflex. Their strong stomach will certainly come in handy when they unwrap this present.
But remember, although these candles pack a pungent punch, they don’t actually attract ogres. They’re purely for enjoyment (or whatever emotion they evoke) purposes only. So, light one up and let the Ogre-scented Candles transport you to a world of fantasy – one nostril flinch at a time! Or lend your nostrils to one of these, instead.
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