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Have you seen the Never-ending Bagpipes? A gift that’s less about traditional music appreciation and more about launching a full-scale auditory assault on your neighborhood. Perfect for the friend who’s always dreamed of starring in their very own ‘bagpipe endurance challenge.’
These bad boys don’t just play, they play constantly. Relentlessly. Unceasingly. It’s like they’ve guzzled an energy drink and now they’re on a bagpipe bender. The air fills with their shrill, unmistakable sound, a melody that’s somewhere between ‘dying goose’ and ‘honking traffic jam.’
They’re a veritable symphony of discordance that’s guaranteed to test the tolerance of even the most patient neighbors. In fact, they may have you wondering if there’s a secret neighborhood eviction clause for ‘excessive bagpipe-ery.’
Sadly, earplugs aren’t included. But on the plus side, they’re great for drowning out unwanted noises, like the sound of your neighbor’s complaints, or the gnawing regret that comes from buying a musical instrument with no off switch.
So, if your friend has a taste for traditional tunes and a devil-may-care attitude towards noise ordinances, these Never-ending Bagpipes are just the ticket. Plus, they double as a foolproof alarm clock – for the entire block (and so do these)!
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Want even more fun, quirky and utterly ridiculous gift ideas? I’ve got ’em!
