“Floral Father Figure”

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Take a look at our “Floral Father Figure” Father’s Day card, the perfect blend of wit, whimsy, and warm fuzzies for the patriarch who has it all!

This card’s artwork portrays a dad beaming brighter than a lighthouse in a foggy bay, proudly clutching a bouquet of flamboyantly vivid red roses and shy, demure violets. He’s as happy as a clam at high tide, not because he’s won the lottery, but because he’s hit the jackpot with a kid like you!

The punchline of this playful poetry piece? “Roses are red, violets are blue, I lucked out with a dad as great as you! Happy Father’s Day!” Oh, the sweet sincerity interwoven with humor – it’s almost as irresistible as Dad’s infamous dad-jokes!

The “Floral Father Figure” card is the poetic tribute your father didn’t know he needed. Who says rhymes are just for valentines? This Father’s Day, let’s turn the tables and show dad he’s worthy of a sonnet (or at least a four-line verse)!

After all, your dad is not just a dad – he’s a blooming good one, worthy of a floral salute! Get ready to share a chuckle with him over this humor-infused token of appreciation.

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Want even more peculiar, amusing and borderline inappropriate cards? I’ve got ’em!