“Fork in the Road”

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Meet our latest comedic masterpiece in the art of filial ribbing, the “Fork in the Road.” This delightful Father’s Day card depicts a bewildered hand-drawn fork. It’s standing at a crossroads, tines quivering in indecision. And it perfectly captures your geographic impairment that’s generously been passed down by dear old dad!

Peering ahead, the fork appears lost. You know, just as you were when you tried to find your way back from the convenience store that was just around the corner. Is it asking “where am I?” or perhaps, “why didn’t I take the GPS?” Maybe it’s pondering why it doesn’t have a smartphone. Or even wondering why it, a utensil, is contemplating life choices. These are the existential questions that swirl around in its pronged head in this one-of-kind “Fork in the Road” card.

The punchline? “Dad, I blame you for my terrible sense of direction! Happy Father’s Day!” Yes, your genetic inheritance wasn’t just your rugged good looks and sharp wit, but also an innate ability to turn a simple trip to the mailbox into a three-hour detour!

Gift this brilliantly absurd “Fork in the Road” card to your paternal navigator this Father’s Day. It’s not only a testament to your inherited directional dyslexia, but it’s also an affirmation of your shared, twisted sense of humor!

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Want even more peculiar, amusing and borderline inappropriate cards? I’ve got ’em!