This website is reader supported. If you buy anything from the affiliate links in this post, we may receive a small commission. Thank you!
Ever feel nostalgic for those summer evenings when camping meant being serenaded by the sweet hum of mosquitoes? Yearn no more! With our mosquito attractant spray, we’ve bottled the essence of a bug-ridden wilderness getaway!
Just a spritz or two of this magical elixir will have mosquitoes flocking to you like fans at a rock concert. Forget about being a wallflower at the bug ball; you’ll be the star attraction, the ‘Belle’ of the mosquito ‘Buzz’-tillion!
Need a practical application? Test the mettle of your bug repellant, turn your backyard into an all-you-can-eat buffet for insect-eating critters, or embrace a mosquito-induced hallucination of an alfresco expedition right from your couch.
So, if the melody of mosquitoes buzzing in your ear is music to your soul, or you enjoy the tactile sensation of doing the mosquito-swat dance, or maybe you’re just trying to outwit a vampire with a clever diversion, our mosquito attractant spray is a must-have! It’s the great outdoors in a bottle, now with extra bite!
Just in case, maybe buy one of these mosquito repellent sprays instead.
YOU ROCK!! Any order timely placed using the affiliate links above helps to support this stubborn dad (who stubbornly wants to work remotely, closer to his kids) through a small commission (see here for details). Seriously, you’re the best!
Want even more fun, quirky and utterly ridiculous gift ideas? I’ve got ’em!
