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Why rush through life when you can inch through it at a glacial pace with a Snail’s Pace Hourglass? This isn’t just any hourglass; it’s the ultimate test of patience, a ticking testament to the old saying: “Good things come to those who wait… and wait… and wait some more.”
This magical timepiece takes its sweet time, turning every task into a marathon of endurance. Need to boil an egg? Better start it yesterday. A quick workout? Prepare for the longest session of your life. This hourglass makes even the most efficient speedsters feel like they’re racing a tortoise… and losing.
Ideal for the friend who relishes a challenge or who could use a not-so-subtle reminder that the best things in life are worth waiting for. But be warned: gifting this hourglass may result in an onslaught of exasperated sighs, eye rolls, and the occasional existential crisis.
So, gift the Snail’s Pace Hourglass. It’s not just a gift; it’s a journey into the realm of eternal patience. Just remember to start unwrapping it well in advance – we estimate it’ll take about three days to get through the gift paper! And please consider these hourglasses, too.
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