“Sonic Snoozer”

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Presenting our “Sonic Snoozer” Father’s Day card, the perfect tribute to your dad, who is a human alarm clock in the night and a living, breathing (loudly!) testament to the beauty of sound sleep!

The cover of “Sonic Snoozer” features a riotous explosion – a lighthearted nod to the earth-shaking decibels of your dad’s nighttime symphony. This isn’t just any explosion, but a hilariously apt representation of the sonic boom that is your father’s snore. It’s a sound that has echoed through the corridors of your home, ensuring the family’s safety from any sneaky, midnight fridge raiders.

Unleash the fun when you read the punchline: “ZZZZZZZZ… Your snoring is like a lullaby that could wake up the neighborhood. Happy Father’s Day!” It’s a comical salute to the dad who not only rocks the bed but the entire block with his unique brand of lullaby.

The “Sonic Snoozer” card is a humorous accolade to your father’s sonorous sleep serenades. This Father’s Day, celebrate your dad’s legendary snores that reverberate through the walls and touch our hearts, mostly because it’s hilarious. After all, a snore is just a sleepy roar from a dad-sized bear!

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