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Presenting the most adrenaline-inducing, heart-thumping, side-splitting event of the century – the Toilet Roll Marathon! Who knew the humble loo roll could be the focal point of such high stakes drama and hilarity? This isn’t your everyday toilet situation; it’s the Grand Prix of the porcelain world!
Witness the spectacle.
Picture members ferociously unrolling a toilet paper roll, their eyes gleaming with fierce determination. The living room, or wherever the battleground is, echoes with the soft, continuous, and eerily suspenseful sound of paper unraveling. One moment’s fumble, one sneeze, or one ill-timed giggle, and it’s a “loo-sing” battle!
Now, without further ado, let’s plunge into the rules, more sacred than the unwritten rule of replacing an empty toilet roll (and we all know how important that is!):
1 – Starting Line:
Each participant gets a standard toilet paper roll. No double rolls, jumbo rolls, or pre-loosened rolls. We value fairness and integrity as much as 2-ply softness.
2 – The Objective:
Your task is to unroll the toilet paper as fast as possible. Remember, it’s not a sprint; it’s a marathon. So, keep a steady pace and watch out for paper tears!
3 – Hands in the Game:
You can only use one hand to unroll the paper. The other hand is strictly for holding the roll and can’t assist in the unrolling. Yes, we’re looking at you, sneaky Pete!
4 – The Unroll:
The roll should be kept in an upright position while unrolling. No spinning it on the floor like a breakdancer.
5 – Breaking the Roll:
If your roll rips, you must start again from the point it ripped. If the roll breaks completely, well, better luck next time, champ!
6 – The Win:
The first person to completely unroll their toilet roll, without breaking it, wins. Cue victory dance!
7 – But hold up!
Just when you thought you’d mastered the game, here comes the plot twist – or should we say the roll twist!
8 – Roll-Back Rule:
You’ve unrolled it, but can you roll it back? That’s right! Once the roll is completely unrolled, you have to roll it back as neatly as possible. The quickest to finish this without any major wrinkles or tears wins the ultimate Toilet Roll Marathon!
The Toilet Roll Marathon – the perfect game for birthdays, Thanksgiving, or just because you’ve bulk-bought toilet paper again. Laughter guaranteed, and remember, it’s all fun and games until someone has to clean up the paper! So, on your marks, get set, roll!
This marathon won’t be measured in miles or yards but in the pure joy of unbridled, toilet paper-related hilarity. The only question that remains is: do you have what it takes to be the reigning Champion of the Throne?
BTW, there’s even more fun to be had with toilet rolls here.
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