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As much as we adore our best friends, there are times when we want to poke fun at them or, better yet, share a good laugh together. That’s where these brilliantly terrible best friend gifts come into play. While they might not make it to the top of anyone’s wishlist, they’re sure to leave a lasting impression. But beware! Giving these gifts might lead to some unexpected (and hilarious) consequences.
Best Friend Gift #1- THE ULTIMATE FAN FRAMED PICTURE
Your bestie’s home decor game will reach new heights with this narcissistic masterpiece. However, beware of the jealousy that may ensue when other friends realize they haven’t made the wall of fame.
Interested in picture frames? You could do better.
Best Friend Gift #2-THE SOOTHING SOUNDS OF FRIENDSHIP MIXTAPE
Your friend might love you, but they’ll never look at bedtime the same way again. Sweet dreams? More like hilarious nightmares of snoring and grunting.
There are other sounds out there… don’t sell your best friend short.
Best Friend Gift #3-DIY NOSE HAIR TRIMMER KIT
Prepare for the awkward questions that will inevitably arise when your best friend’s family notices this unique grooming tool on the bathroom counter. Is it a science experiment or an avant-garde art project? Only you two will know.
A little snip, snip here… a little snip, snip there.
Best Friend Gift #4-THE INFLATABLE CACTUS
Sure, it’s a cute and prickly addition to your best friend’s home, but don’t be surprised if they “accidentally” pop it when they mistake it for a real cactus. Ouch!
If you absolutely “needle” this best friend gift, try one of these.
Best Friend Gift #5-JAR OF EXPIRED MAYO
Your friend’s sandwich game might never recover after they realize you’re willing to gift them spoiled condiments. Hello, trust issues!
Like Mayo, huh? You know, there are non-expired choices.
Best Friend Gift #6-MISMATCHED SOCKS COLLECTION
You might have just created a monster. After receiving this hodgepodge of footwear, your bestie may develop an obsession with collecting mismatched socks. Proceed with caution.
Wait. Mismatched socks are actually trendy???
Best Friend Gift #7-HALF-EATEN SANDWICH
Sandwich-making will become a competitive sport between the two of you, as you both try to one-up each other with increasingly ridiculous sandwich gifts. May the best sandwich win!
Hankering for something a little less eaten? We’ve got you covered.
Best Friend Gift #8-ROCKY THE ROCK PET
Your friend’s new pet may not be the most interactive companion, but it will become the perfect paperweight or doorstop. However, don’t be surprised if your friend starts collecting more rock pets and turns their home into a rock sanctuary.
Hmm… what else can you do with rocks? Find out here.
Best Friend Gift #9-BFF CUSTOM BOBBLEHEAD
Gift this bobblehead at your own peril. With its eerie resemblance to you and never-ending wobble, your bestie’s guests might be creeped out, and you’ll become the (bobble)head of their jokes. Wobble on, brave friend!
In all fairness, custom bobbleheads are a thing. Let’s get weird with it!
Best Friend Gift #10-FRIENDSHIP FERTILIZER BAG
A gift with a stench! Hand this over and risk having your friend doubt your intentions. Accidental garden use may lead to wilted plants and a wilting friendship. Embrace the smell and face the consequences!
Here are some other ways to help your friendship grow.
The list goes on, but one thing is certain: these hilariously terrible best friend gifts will result in some unforgettable reactions and memories. So, if you’re willing to embrace the consequences and dive into the world of unconventional gifting, buckle up! Your friendship is about to get a whole lot funnier. Just remember to keep your camera ready; these priceless moments are too good not to capture.
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Want even more fun, quirky and utterly ridiculous gift ideas? I’ve got ’em!