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Meet Goblin-Repellent Cologne – the answer to the question you didn’t know you had: “How do I maintain a goblin-free existence while also testing the bounds of my friendships?”
Our state-of-the-art perfume lab has concocted a scent so powerfully repugnant, it makes onions cry and skunks give a nod of respect. Crafted with a blend of odors so wonderfully abhorrent, it not only ensures goblins skedaddle faster than a cat on a hot tin roof, but it also guarantees anyone within a 5-mile radius will do the same.
Perfect for that mate of yours who’s often wondered how to live a goblin-free life. Or for the one who enjoys a good prank. You know, the friend who asks, “What’s the most eccentric gift I can give?” Yes, that one. It’s Goblin-Repellent Cologne, of course!
So, if you’re looking to create an impregnable olfactory fortress, or just have a laugh at the expense of your pals’ nostrils, our Goblin-Repellent Cologne is your ticket to a goblin-free (and possibly friend-free) existence. It’s the perfect aroma to make everyone, not just goblins, say “Nope” and vanish into the ether! But you do have more to choose from, if so inclined.
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Want even more fun, quirky and utterly ridiculous gift ideas? I’ve got ’em!
