Introducing the Instant Swamp Kit: because who hasn't dreamt of bringing a bit of the bayou into their backyard? This kit is the answer to the prayers of anyone who's ever said,...
Ladies and gentlemen, hold onto your hats, for we present to you the Magic Potion of Regret: the beverage equivalent of inviting your past embarrassments to a surprise reunion in your brain....
Feast your eyes on the Dwarven Beard Extensions: the facial fuzz solution for your follicularly-challenged friend. Perfect for anyone who's ever looked at a dwarf from a fantasy novel and thought, "That's...
Prepare to wave the Magic Wand of Random Effects: because who wants predictability when you can have pandemonium? This isn't your run-of-the-mill, point-and-spell wand. Oh no, this is the magic wand equivalent...
Enjoy an auditory treat with Self-Tangling Earbuds of Eternal Frustration, the ideal gift for the masochistic music lover in your life. These aren't just any earbuds. These are the Houdini of headphones,...
Presenting the Haunted Medieval Armor: because who wouldn't want a wardrobe that doubles as a poltergeist? This suit of armor doesn't just look menacing, it's also infused with the spirit of a...
Have you seen the Never-ending Bagpipes? A gift that's less about traditional music appreciation and more about launching a full-scale auditory assault on your neighborhood. Perfect for the friend who's always dreamed...
You may want to shield your eyes with the Medusa Handheld Mirror, the only mirror in existence that can turn a 'good hair day' into a 'good snake day.' It's the ideal...
