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Giant Spiderweb Hammock

Step right up and behold the Giant Spiderweb Hammock! It's the perfect gift for your friend who always thought spiderwebs lacked a certain… lounging potential. This isn't your typical hammock – this...

Screaming Skull Paperweight

Say hello to the Screaming Skull Paperweight, a non-confrontational way to say: "stay away from my paperwork!" You see, this shrieking cranium isn't just a paperweight, it's a statement piece – and...

Instant Swamp Kit

Introducing the Instant Swamp Kit: because who hasn't dreamt of bringing a bit of the bayou into their backyard? This kit is the answer to the prayers of anyone who's ever said,...

Magic Potion of Regret

Ladies and gentlemen, hold onto your hats, for we present to you the Magic Potion of Regret: the beverage equivalent of inviting your past embarrassments to a surprise reunion in your brain....

Dwarven Beard Extensions

Feast your eyes on the Dwarven Beard Extensions: the facial fuzz solution for your follicularly-challenged friend. Perfect for anyone who's ever looked at a dwarf from a fantasy novel and thought, "That's...

Magic Wand of Random Effects

Prepare to wave the Magic Wand of Random Effects: because who wants predictability when you can have pandemonium? This isn't your run-of-the-mill, point-and-spell wand. Oh no, this is the magic wand equivalent...

Self-Tangling Earbuds of Eternal Frustration

Enjoy an auditory treat with Self-Tangling Earbuds of Eternal Frustration, the ideal gift for the masochistic music lover in your life. These aren't just any earbuds. These are the Houdini of headphones,...

Haunted Medieval Armor

Presenting the Haunted Medieval Armor: because who wouldn't want a wardrobe that doubles as a poltergeist? This suit of armor doesn't just look menacing, it's also infused with the spirit of a...

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